biologicalresearch: a girl walks into a room with flowers on her shirt. you hope she’s not like the last person you saw wearing a shirt like this. you approach her to ask what is her favorite flower and if she knows the scientific name. she can’t answer you. because she’s not a REAL fan of botany.
I’m bored’ is a useless thing to say. I mean, you live in a great, big, vast...– Louie C.K. (via pornthisway)
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epochayur: justjasper: http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/TAG?from_tag=TAG e.g. http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/kittens?from_tag=photography bless you
xast: hotmail only got named hotmail after i made an account
themeagles: My niece just asked me “why are they even debating, Beyonce said to vote for Obama”.
patbby: girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember: a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does you can do this girl be as resilient as your vagina
girl: this is disgusting.
i hate you all for thinking this is funny.
makes me sick.
99.9% percent of you have NO FUCKING IDEA what the real world is like.
i am so sick of everyone, fed up.
i want to die.
corycopeland: You are who you are for a specific reason. You have a story that only you can tell. Accept that and choose to change the world with it.
remember when everyone used limewire and when you downloaded a song most of the time it was never the song and instead you got a clip of bill clinton saying i did not have sexual relations with that woman
whenbrothersbreak: the feeling you get when you realize you’re not as important to someone as they are to you
tinasfanfiction: chadleymacguff: The Perks of Being Beyonce Chapter One Volume One
janecrocker: FRIEND SAD… CANNOT HELP WHAT FRIEND NO DO NOT SAD FRIEND FRIEND NO
wontonpoop: its like dmx just woke up from a really weird nap and hes in another world hes like what the hell happened and hes so angry hes gonna beat up everyone til he gets some answers on whats going on
thenewyardbirds: jimmychrist: starless—eyes: drdeathdefrying: gerardssluttymoans: timelordy-teganbreann: myownchoiceass: hey so i read this book on loneliness today and one section said that people with few friends take comfort in obsessing over celebrities and/or sports figures online and on TV to make up for their lack of social life. i just wanted to share that oh Ohh ohh ...
pyrop: i still dont know if tumblr has ruined my sense of humour or made it 700% better
sshame: DONT YOU JUST HATE THE WRAPPED POPSICLES THAT COME IN A VARIETY PACK BECAUSE THERES NO LABEL SAYING WHICH IS THE RED SO YOU HAVE TO PRESS DOWN ON THE WRAPPER TO SEE IF THE RED SHOWS THROUGH AND SOMETIMES YOU END UP GETTING A GRAPE OR ORANGE BECAUSE ITS HARD TO TELL AND YOUVE ALREADY OPENED IT SO YOU HAVE TO EAT IT JESUS CHRIST ITS 2012 GIVE US LABELED POPSICLES
whyhellohun: So I was on the hunger games wiki, looking up shit about Cinna and I happen to notice that they list what his weapon was That’s a sassy weapon there Cinna.
I love unmade beds. I love when people are drunk and crying and cannot be...– (via fortheloveofhersmile)
instantremorse: i hate it when you get your family or parent or one of your friends to watch one of your favorite movies and the entire time you’re glancing at them, waiting for some big reaction and they are completely unfazed/bored by it.
I hate myself so much right now
ruraldictionary: do you ever wonder how many people secretly hate your guts for no reason but act friendly with you but when you back is turned they talk shit about you and get everyone to hate you and have skype conversations about you
So I just caught my friend looking at gay pig porn
nasty-otter: If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit they’re fucking awesome this one thing here can be made into: different variations of fries regular, curly, waffle. It can be made into chips or ruffly you can make hashbrowns with it even a salad add some fuckin cheese to those potatoes you can have it sliced and diced or...
jvaljeans: when life seems bleak ryan lochte comes to me speaking words of wisdom ball til u fall